Sexy Asian

snorlaxatives:

“fuck this I’m gonna be a stripper” says the 14-year-old girl who just got a C on her math test

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trillow:

i don’t think people realise how much time i would spend underwater if i could breathe down there like i would wake up and go straight to the beach or a pool and literally just float underwater and think about everything i can’t imagine anything more peaceful than that

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slydig:

this is my attempt of the cup song 

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fearless-stormclaw:

fartgallery:

bel0w-zer0:

fartgallery:

what if cars didnt have wheels but had mechanical feet so you just saw cars running around everywhere

It would give running someone over a whole new meaning

a hit and run

running a red light

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tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

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iwasthepinkpantheronce:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

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lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE